Hello fellow Earthlings~ I am currently living somewhere in 'murca and am working on a new storyline starring personified planets, dwarf planets, exoplanets, moons, and stars 8D xD
Alright, so there were these old guys telling me that I have to go away for something, I don't know what, and that means taking me away from my guardian. I didn't know what to do, so I ran away. Then I met these two people, who were siblings. One was a guy who is a total douchebag, and the other is his younger sister. She's really cute. But by the way she acts around me, I'm guessing she only likes me as her younger sibling. Shit, I really really like her... Around the time we went north, this idiot and his obese grandpa tried to kidnap us, but we manage to escape from them. Then this weird sadistic girl and her two creepy friends (one goth,
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile REAL FRIENDS: Are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to get it back!
If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to your funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did it.
First, I wanted to let you know that I love you to death & think you are amazing!
Second, if I don't get this back I understand...
I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 14 people that you really care about, including the person that sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back then you are luved